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I still love my tattoos.

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)

contraception:

spy kids 2. this kid literally just quoted steve buscemi from spy kids 2.
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