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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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(Source: cocaineteas)

fakebreast:


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

squad

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes)

sassy-gay-jake-english:

daydreamdryad:

have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought

wow

how did i get so lucky

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yeah

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runsleepygirl:

closer-each-day:

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

(Source: thegirlwhoglows)

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

lnalloweentown:

being the fat friend like

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